What's the best scanner for scanning my butt in High Definition?

Answer LexMark 1270 All-n-1 Color Scanner/Printer/Copier Just set it to 4800x1200 pixels, then scan ur butt and edit picture and zoom in to 400% you will be able to count the pores on ur cheeks.

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