What's the best number in the world?
The # on my paycheck.
Whats the best invention in the world?
The toilet - imagine life without it!!!
Whats the best thing to eat in the world?
Lobster followed by ice cream.
Whats the best beer in the world ?
A nice cold German Beck's. Mmm!!
Whats the best movie in the world?
Has to be Gigli. So good that nobody today fully understands it's important impact and future film critics will enshrine it as the pinnicle of the genre.