Help i have gas and i can't fart or burp!?

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Can you fart and burp at the same time?

you are very talented...and this question, very intellectual....

If you hold in a fart,will it come out as a snelly burp?

No, but farts are vengeful, and they will get you back for keeping them locked up.

How long was your longest fart?

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