What is the best sign that your butt is getting too big ?

Answer when food replaces my sex life and i've gotten to big to get into my own pants.

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How soon after getting my butt eggs fertilized will my butt baby arrive?

2 hours, and, considering you asked this question 2 hours ago, I'll assume you're giving birth right now! Yay!

What is the best way to wipe your butt?

Use your hand and soap and water. That will be the cleanest way. When you use toilet paper you get dingle berries. You don't want tp stuck in your butt do you?????

Name the first sign that you're getting a cold.?

I am recovering from a cold right now and can say that this time I had no "loud" warning signs - I just woke up last week and it was here.It varies from one person to the next in addition - each ti... Read More »

When your Sister tells you that your butt is so big it can feed a whole African country breakfast lunch dinner and snack as she tries to pass by what do I say back?