What does it mean when you've raptured your ear drum?

Answer It means your ear drum has gone to Heaven and the rest of your body will be left here on Earth to duke it out with the forces of Hell.

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When I am Raptured will my Hair Piece come with me?

Actually, I think it's the other way around. Jesus will grab you by the hair, and end up holding your toupee!

If someone gets raptured, can we use geolocation from their cellphone to find and rescue them?

No, there aren't any mobile phone masts or GPS satellites in heaven.

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How was the drum played before the invention of the drum pedal?

Since the 1890s, financial and spatial factors in the United States have caused percussionists to play many instruments at once, combining low (bass,) high (snare,) and pulse (cymbal) sounds in the... Read More »