Stuck in a bottle, need your help?

Answer I being Ed Gemone Jr., know that this is quite embarrassing. More so when your girlfriend catches you in the bathroom. I learned that the best way to alleviate your part is to apply mass amounts of... Read More »

Top Q&A For: Stuck in a bottle, need your help

I stuck my penis into a glass bottle and now it's stuck. What should I do?

You will not get it out yourself because the suction will keep it there. You have to go to the hospital and get it off you have no choice. i am sure doctors have seen worse things like men shovin... Read More »

My boyfriends willy is stuck in a bottle please help!?

If you have any WD-40, spray it around the opening and ease it out. Baby oil might work. Or margarine or butter or anything greasy or oily.

Ive got my penis stuck in a wine bottle?

Did nobody tell you penises are not syphons? I would have thought a Vodka bottle would be more to your liking lol.

My friend has his penis stuck in a beer bottle and he cant get it off what should i do?

Simple, open a can instead and forget about him.