My mother in law got over the moat i,d dug to keep her out using stilts ,where can i buy a crocodile ?

Answer i dunno but i'll lend you my shotgun and a few pigeons to make it look good.

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Polar bears is too obvious. How about drunk Inuits on canoes with spears?

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