My butt was cut off!!!!!!!!?

Answer Well my fellow chap, that is quite a predicament. I have just the right diagnostics, but there is a procedure involved. First, tell me what kind of bear it was, then measure the diameter of the cut... Read More »

Top Q&A For: My butt was cut off!!!!!!!!

(For guys mostly) do you like women to have a nice toned butt, or a fat butt?

I nice toned butt all the way. I'll take that butt over a bigger butt that is not well toned.

My Doc recently saw my butt and now stares at me and winks. Is this cause I got a sexy butt?

No it's because he saw the skid marks and knows that you shat yourself.

How soon after getting my butt eggs fertilized will my butt baby arrive?

2 hours, and, considering you asked this question 2 hours ago, I'll assume you're giving birth right now! Yay!

Pulled butt do i stretch the butt muscle?

Best way to stretch that muscle is lay flat on your back, legs straight, now bring that left leg or both legs toward you bending the knees. Now grab those knees with you hands and pull them as far ... Read More »