How to Disguise Your Farts?

Answer In the middle of class. Your teacher won't let you go to the washroom right now. You have extremely bad gas. What do you do? You follow these steps!

Top Q&A For: How to Disguise Your Farts

Do you rate your own farts?

Oh absolutely. I usually save them up for when I go for a smoke break at work. I let out a tremendous trouser cough this week, lasted for about 15 seconds. Quite musical, all diferent pitches.Then... Read More »

A dentist farts in your face--what do you say?

You can't say anything. You have that jet nozzle sucking every molecule of slobber out of your mouth. You may also be numb for whatever procedure you are there for. The words may form in your mo... Read More »

What happens if you hold in your farts?

um... i suppose you save yourself from a lot of public embarrassment:)

How to Make Your Farts Stink Less?

first you have to motivate yoursellf that you can make your farts stink less!!!! REMEMBER YOU ARE YOU AND YOU CAN DO IT!!!!