I sneezed on my keyboard!?
Let it dry with the air lol :P
OMG! An athiest sneezed on me. What do I do?
Silly Hippy, the atheist was greeting you. Lick the atheist on the cheek, then go virgin hunting with the atheist (it's an excellent way to cultivate your own babbys).
Haven't sneezed in days!?
I don't think it is anything to be overly concerned about. You are focusing on it too much. I think if you stop worrying about it, it will all work out. It doesn't sound like an issue for an ENT.
If you sneezed on a computer,would it get a virus?
No.But if your computer sneezes at you, watch out!