How to Create a Gnome Garden?
Gnomes are an easy way to turn a boring front yard into a whimsical garden community. A garden gnome community can liven up an entire neighborhood, and reduce crime. Many gardeners believe that law...
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Do you believe the police have the right to arrest a garden gnome in a mans front garden?
Mine was cautioned by the Elf and Safety Executive.
Garden gnome slaughter?
dry dirt, dust, death, gnome blood on my hands.dueling lawn gnomes in the grass, my gnome can kick your gnome's ***.(quote from a song i wrote)
My Garden gnome is acting strange?
Yeah those gnomes are rude little creatures. They will run off with any little gnome that hikes up her skirt.
Garden Gnome evolution question?
Evolution has to happen over several generations, so you need to obtain a female gnome for him to get started on.