Woke up nauseous...?
you are constipated.Get some laxatives and the nausea will go when you pass your back log of stool.
I just woke up?
Oh my gosh! I have a dream that I had sex and had an orgasm! Maybe I'm your babbys daddy?!
I woke up blind in my left eye?
hey sweetheart- you poor thing! get a friend or relative to take you to the emergency department of the nearest hospital or clinic, if noone is there just ask someone on the street to give you a l...
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I woke up and my nose was gone!?
Lay off the coke.....
What would you do if I woke you up at 4am...?
Damage control!! LOLOLOL