How do I get my butt unstuck from the printer?

Answer You may have to call in a specialist. It will probably cost you more than if you bought glass removing pliers online yourself.

Top Q&A For: How do I get my butt unstuck from the printer

How soon after getting my butt eggs fertilized will my butt baby arrive?

2 hours, and, considering you asked this question 2 hours ago, I'll assume you're giving birth right now! Yay!

(For guys mostly) do you like women to have a nice toned butt, or a fat butt?

I nice toned butt all the way. I'll take that butt over a bigger butt that is not well toned.

My Doc recently saw my butt and now stares at me and winks. Is this cause I got a sexy butt?

No it's because he saw the skid marks and knows that you shat yourself.

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