Homemade Garden Gnome Costumes for Children?

Answer Garden gnomes, along with pink flamingos, have long been associated with lawn décor. Use this recognizable symbol as a costume for your little one. Movies like "Gnomeo and Juliet" have made garden... Read More »

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Homemade Children's Mascot Costumes?

A professional mascot costume can cost well over $1,000, which may be reasonable for an adult who makes his living as a mascot but that price is probably outside of most people's budgets when it co... Read More »

Do you believe the police have the right to arrest a garden gnome in a mans front garden?

Mine was cautioned by the Elf and Safety Executive.

Garden gnome slaughter?

dry dirt, dust, death, gnome blood on my hands.dueling lawn gnomes in the grass, my gnome can kick your gnome's ***.(quote from a song i wrote)

My garden gnome is planning something...?

You are going about this the wrong way, you want to befriend him. Ask him where he got those bitchng brown boots, ask him where he got his green suit and dashing hat. TEll him he has a winning smil... Read More »