Dick in a vacuum cleaner?
Attach you mom's hair dryer to it.
How can i make a vacuum cleaner feel good on my dick?
Answer Water is an unusual liquid in that it expands as it freezes. This can cause it to break a glass container as the water content freezes.
What happens if you insert your dick in a vacuum cleaner?
Will putting your dick in the vacuum cleaner make it grow?
No, for the fact that it doesn't work that way.