Am i drinkin too much?
You are drinking too much, even if you were an adult. Just because alcohol is legal, doesn't make it safe. You must feel something is wrong, trust your body, don't drink until you are the legal a...
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This round is on me! What are you drinkin'?
A flagon of port please. I wanna get smooshed.
If I'm a drinkin and my eyes say yes but my slobbering pie hole says no?
Sure, you got plenty of other holes. You still got the blindfold you lent me last time so I could pretend you are a guy?
The crazyest thing u have done when drinkin?
Said yes to my ex-husband's marriage proposal. I stayed drunk until after the wedding. Sobered up and filed for divorce.
What is wrong with drinkin beer before noon?
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, so it doesn't matter what time it is.